The Swindlers

According to an unnamed resident, when they needed a culvert installed under their driveway, Ray stated, "If I didn't know what way water runs, then I shouldn't run the town."

Well as we all know, water runs downhill, yet Tom still hired Applied Technologies to determine what way the water will flow through the culvert.

When asked at a town meeting why Applied Technologies was hired for this Tom responded with, "What do I know? I am just a dumb farmer."

Dean Larsen then proceeded to respond with, "What do I know? I just pour beer."

Does anyone know what Larry Neau?

Sorry Tom, but farmers are not dumb! We do know that Tom is a very fast learner. It appears that Tom picked up the art of swindling from Ed Furey pretty darn quick with the help of Jim Smith at Applied Technologies.